Comments on: My Platform

By: persimmon

persimmon — Mon, 28 Nov 2005 17:02:42 +0000

The fact that PETA thinks a noisy, crowded, busy environment like Disneyland would make a turkey happy proves just how little they actually understand the creatures they purport to defend. They are schmucks through and through.

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The Southfarthing Soapbox » Blog Archive » — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 20:12:46 +0000

[...] Thoughts on the Thanksgiving Turkey [...]

By: robert

robert — Wed, 23 Nov 2005 13:38:17 +0000

I hadn’t thought about Karla Faye. Bush could have sved a fellow Christian. Chose not to. In fact, he’s used his pardon powers just a little more often than he has used his veto.

Except for Iraq Bush has been a huge disapointment. IMPO.

By: Vol Abroad

Vol Abroad — Wed, 23 Nov 2005 07:46:04 +0000

If I were a turkey, I really don’t think I’d want to be grand marshall in a parade at Disneyland. I’d rather just peck some grubs.

By: Alcibiades

Alcibiades — Wed, 23 Nov 2005 07:34:35 +0000

Well, at least Bush had Karla Faye Tucker executed. I know she didn’t have the brains or market value of a turkey, but it’s still something.

Hey, if he did have the turkey killed, he could have named it Karla Faye Turkey in honor of her.

By: Justin Buist

Justin Buist — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 22:05:32 +0000

Order it’s execution? Screw that, draw a Katana and start swinging.

By: tgirsch

tgirsch — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 21:52:46 +0000

Add “SayUncle in a loincloth” to the list of images I’ll spend the rest of my life trying to purge from my brain.

By: SayUncle

SayUncle — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 20:37:48 +0000

My wife doesn’t want to see me in a loin cloth.

By: Heartless Libertarian

Heartless Libertarian — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 20:31:43 +0000

Dude, does anyone besides your wife really want to see you in a loin cloth?

Especially right before eating?

By: robert

robert — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 17:35:26 +0000

I think I’d forgo the loincloth and upgrade the wardrobe. You might even name the Turkey “Osama” before dispatching it to the kitchen. For the race angle, I’d get a big black cook in a tall hat to loom over one shoulder while you make the presentation. One that smokes cigars. Your quote: “Here’s what happens to your Islamofascist turkeys that want to return to the 4th Century.” KKKKaaaaaCHOP!

I’m thinking Libertarian Party, but I’m behind you all the way. Where’s the button to Donate? Uncle for President! Call Cafe Express!

By: Blake

Blake — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 15:04:24 +0000

I’d vote for ya