Feel the point of the horn, infidel extremists! Your Kool-Aid will stain the carpeted halls and Herman Miller walls of your party headquarters! It’s RINO Sightings, September 19 edition.
Speaking seriously now, I use the “jihad” ref…

`(q)(1)(A) It shall be unlawful for any individual knowingly to possess a firearm at a place that the individual knows, or has reasonable cause to believe, is a school zone.

`(B) Subparagraph (A) shall not apply to the possession of a firearm–

`(i) on private property not part of school grounds;

`(ii) if the individual possessing the firearm is licensed to do so by the State in which the school zone is located or a political subdivision of the State, and the law of the State or political subdivision requires that, before an individual obtain such a license, the law enforcement authorities of the State or political subdivision verify that the individual is qualified under law to receive the license;

`(iii) which is–

`(I) not loaded; and

`(II) in a locked container, or a locked firearms rack which is on a motor vehicle;

`(iv) by an individual for use in a program approved by a school in the school zone;

`(v) by an individual in accordance with a contract entered into between a school in the school zone and the individual or an employer of the individual;

`(vi) by a law enforcement officer acting in his or her official capacity; or

`(vii) that is unloaded and is possessed by an individual while traversing school premises for the purpose of gaining access to public or private lands open to hunting, if the entry on school premises is authorized by school authorities.

excrutiatingly cute, 105 lb, 19 year old daughter

Thats got to be one of my top 10 favorite things right there.

I bet an informant could name you as part of a conspiracy, you could be swat-teamed by an interagency task force, all your firearms seized and some sort of charges be filed….or not. They might just strip you naked, handcuff you and the mrs and toss you in the middle of the living room floor. And take photos. Then no charges filed. I know SEVERAL folks who had that happen. They don’t pay for your busted locks, windows, burnt carpet or return your firearms either.

They always deny photographing or videotaping your naked butt as well, but LEOs on the inside say they get some big yuks out of looking through those photos and tapes.

Last night, the thermostat (I think) on my car blew, so the only way to get home was to run the engine enough to get up to speed, then shut it off when it overheats, coast a while, park, cool down, and repeat. Since I was driving rather slowly and often stopping, I turned my hazards on. Then Officer Friendly pulled me over and informed me that it is illegal to drive with your hazard lights on. He let me off with a warning. I continued toward home, generally gunning the engine and starting well in excess of the posted speed limit so I could coast as far as possible until the next cycle. Finally, about a block and a half from the dealership, my car crapped out altogether, as the batter was run down. A second Officer Friendly came on the scene and offered to give me a push. I happily accepted the offer, but when we got to the dealership it was on the left side of a small roundabout. Legally, I should have cut right and gone three-quarters of the way around the roundabout, but instead I cut left and went straight into the parking lot, following the hand signals of the dealer who had no legal authority to direct traffic. By the time I had filled out the paperwork, the second Officer Friendly had left the scene without even bothering to warn me.

Oh yeah, and I sometimes move my motorcycle to and from the street without donning a helmet.