Comments on: Preach it, brother

By: countertop

countertop — Wed, 14 Sep 2005 03:44:58 +0000

When I attended the University of Rhode Island, after powering up on grass, we used to walk around in the sod fields late at night.

its spooky to be in the middle of a couple of hundred yards of perfectly manicured grass.

Its also quite romantic on the right moonlit night.

By: Billll

Billll — Wed, 14 Sep 2005 02:54:10 +0000

“Why doesn�t someone invent a grass-powered lawn mower?”

It’s called a sheep. Ah, sheep. They give so much, they ask so little.

By: John Anderson

John Anderson — Wed, 14 Sep 2005 02:43:00 +0000

U Rhode Island developed a grass that grows to three inches and stops several years ago: nor, being New England, does it need much sun.

They used to give it away, but I’ve heard the rights are now held commercially.

By: mrtonygreen

mrtonygreen — Wed, 14 Sep 2005 00:20:01 +0000

It already exists. Monsanto GE’d it. Waiting for fed approval to sell. It looks just like carpet!

By: SayUncle

SayUncle — Tue, 13 Sep 2005 17:54:38 +0000

No kidding. Iespell and the google tool bar are free.

By: tgirsch

tgirsch — Tue, 13 Sep 2005 17:48:25 +0000

See, I lokoe diton plastic grass

Translating from Kevin into English, what he means to say is that he “looked into” plastic grass. And by “looked into,” he means he watched The Daily Show last week…

By: countertop

countertop — Tue, 13 Sep 2005 14:15:08 +0000

Les,

That would be me when i was in high school and college

By: Les Jones

Les Jones — Tue, 13 Sep 2005 13:42:23 +0000

Why doesn’t someone invent a grass-powered lawn mower?

By: Chris Wage

Chris Wage — Tue, 13 Sep 2005 13:35:54 +0000

Y ou could just start mowing your weeds..

By: kevin

kevin — Tue, 13 Sep 2005 13:35:04 +0000

See, I lokoe diton plastic grass – -its like 15,000 dollars. Even I’m not that lazy