http://www.saysuncle.com/2005/08/12/jumping_the_gun/ Remember, I do this to entertain me... not you. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:09:31 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://www.saysuncle.com/2005/08/12/jumping_the_gun/comment-page-1/#comment-18616 Ravenwood Fri, 12 Aug 2005 19:59:51 +0000 http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2005/08/12/jumping_the_gun/#comment-18616 Here it is (in part) from George Carlin: In football the object is for the quarterback, also known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line. Here it is (in part) from George Carlin: In football the object is for the quarterback, also known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy’s defensive line.

]]> http://www.saysuncle.com/2005/08/12/jumping_the_gun/comment-page-1/#comment-18615 Ravenwood Fri, 12 Aug 2005 19:52:35 +0000 http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2005/08/12/jumping_the_gun/#comment-18615 Yeah, because football isn't already filled with dangerous sounding lexicon. Offense, defense, ariel attack, long bombs, etc. They need to listen one more time to George Carlin comparing baseball and football. Yeah, because football isn’t already filled with dangerous sounding lexicon. Offense, defense, ariel attack, long bombs, etc. They need to listen one more time to George Carlin comparing baseball and football.

]]> http://www.saysuncle.com/2005/08/12/jumping_the_gun/comment-page-1/#comment-18606 djuggler Fri, 12 Aug 2005 16:36:05 +0000 http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2005/08/12/jumping_the_gun/#comment-18606 Political Correctness will be the death of history. We didn't have a Civil War. It was the United States Internal Disagreement. Political Correctness will be the death of history. We didn’t have a Civil War. It was the United States Internal Disagreement.

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