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Paris Hilton for the Supreme Court

Apparently, the big issue centering around the nomination of a Supreme Court justice is whether or not they have a vagina. Knowledge of constitutional law, work ethic, the issues be damned. Put us a chick on the court because they have vaginas. No more penises on the court!

Update: Tonight, Bush will announce the nominee. And they better not have a schlong.

Update 2: Dammit! Another tally-whacker on the court!

Update 3: Mangina it is.

Update 4: Sandra Day O’Connor thinks he’s cool but isn’t happy about his apparent lack of a vagina.

9 Responses to “Paris Hilton for the Supreme Court”

  1. markm Says:

    Janice Rogers Brown.

    Actually, if I was the President, first I’d get the Democrats to reject a couple of men first “because that would leave only one woman on the Court”, and then nominate Brown.

    “What, she’s too radical a conservative? But I thought you wanted a woman. Why can’t you make up your minds?”

  2. Gun-Toting Liberal Says:

    LMFAO, Unc!!!!!!!!!!!

    I have very little to add to this. I was just blogging on through and saw your post… to say I laughed my a## off would be an understatement. Blog ON, bro….

  3. Captain Holly Says:

    Justice Hilton could certainly provide some “insight” for internet pr0n rulings.

  4. countertop Says:

    Unless of course the nominee is SKB!

  5. AJStrata Says:

    Hmm, not a bad choice.

    Say, want to carnival?

    http://strata-sphere.com/blog/index.php/archives/365

  6. ben Says:

    OK, so who’s this Roberts guy, and what’s he think about 2A? From the Drudge headline, it looks like it’s going to be a gal-dern Roe vs. Wade Yawner.

  7. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    That made me spit out my icecream. And I REALLY WANTED THAT ICE CREAM.

  8. Gina Says:

    thank you Instapundit for linking this site , its out of this world , I actually LMAO ….;-)

  9. Gina Says:

    hahahahaha yeah well I almost choked hmmm on my cigarette ..hahahahaha

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