Paris Hilton for the Supreme Court
Apparently, the big issue centering around the nomination of a Supreme Court justice is whether or not they have a vagina. Knowledge of constitutional law, work ethic, the issues be damned. Put us a chick on the court because they have vaginas. No more penises on the court!
Update: Tonight, Bush will announce the nominee. And they better not have a schlong.
Update 2: Dammit! Another tally-whacker on the court!
Update 3: Mangina it is.
Update 4: Sandra Day O’Connor thinks he’s cool but isn’t happy about his apparent lack of a vagina.