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		<title>By: tgirsch</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2005/06/30/horror_movie/comment-page-1/#comment-16896</link>
		<dc:creator>tgirsch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2005 16:23:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;b&gt;Ravenwood:&lt;/b&gt;

I can still call bullshit, because the number of shots doesn&#039;t match between the end of 1 and the beginning of 2.  In any case, look at the gun.  :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Ravenwood:</b></p>
<p>I can still call bullshit, because the number of shots doesn&#8217;t match between the end of 1 and the beginning of 2.  In any case, look at the gun.  <img src='http://www.saysuncle.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: SayUncle</title>
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		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2005 00:33:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ravenwood, my crosman 1077 air rifle was technically a revolver and it held 12 rounds :)

But it&#039;s dead now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ravenwood, my crosman 1077 air rifle was technically a revolver and it held 12 rounds <img src='http://www.saysuncle.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>But it&#8217;s dead now.</p>
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		<title>By: markm</title>
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		<dc:creator>markm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2005 23:11:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I always had a bit of a trouble with the logic of guns not taking out vampires. If decapitation kills them, then why not blow off their heads with 00 buckshot? Or a big chunk of metal in the heart might not kill them, but it would surely them take a while to recover, and it would be so much easier to shove that wooden stake in by following the bullet track.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I always had a bit of a trouble with the logic of guns not taking out vampires. If decapitation kills them, then why not blow off their heads with 00 buckshot? Or a big chunk of metal in the heart might not kill them, but it would surely them take a while to recover, and it would be so much easier to shove that wooden stake in by following the bullet track.</p>
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		<title>By: Ravenwood</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ravenwood</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2005 22:44:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Uncle, 

&lt;i&gt;The Panic Room&lt;/i&gt; has to take the cake.  Mom and daughter have a special room designed just in case some thug breaks into their home.  And the damned room doesn&#039;t even have a gun.  My panic room is far from impenetrable, but then again, if the shit hits the fan I prefer being able to shoot through the fucking walls.

tgirsch, 

I have a 5-shot revolver, and a 7-shot revolver.  Most revolvers are between 5 and 8 shots depending on the size.  When they hit 12 shots, you can call bullshit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Uncle, </p>
<p><i>The Panic Room</i> has to take the cake.  Mom and daughter have a special room designed just in case some thug breaks into their home.  And the damned room doesn&#8217;t even have a gun.  My panic room is far from impenetrable, but then again, if the shit hits the fan I prefer being able to shoot through the fucking walls.</p>
<p>tgirsch, </p>
<p>I have a 5-shot revolver, and a 7-shot revolver.  Most revolvers are between 5 and 8 shots depending on the size.  When they hit 12 shots, you can call bullshit.</p>
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		<title>By: tgirsch</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2005/06/30/horror_movie/comment-page-1/#comment-16884</link>
		<dc:creator>tgirsch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2005 21:04:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;b&gt;Phelps:&lt;/b&gt;

Techically, that was &lt;i&gt;Army of Darkness&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&quot;Lady, I&#039;m afraid I&#039;m going to have to ask you to leave the store!&quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&quot;Who the hell are you?!&quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&quot;Name&#039;s Ash.&quot;  *click* *click* &quot;Housewares.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Man, I love that movie.  Although he did indeed use a shotgun in &lt;i&gt;Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn&lt;/i&gt; (never saw 1).

/geek

&lt;b&gt;Uncle:&lt;/b&gt;

Michael Myers got shot six times in &lt;i&gt;Halloween&lt;/i&gt;, for all the good it did.  :)  (Film flub: In the &quot;flashback&quot; scene at the beginning of &lt;i&gt;Halloween 2&lt;/i&gt;, the doctor fires &lt;i&gt;seven&lt;/i&gt; times from his revolver.

Anyway, I understand the point you&#039;re trying to make, but &lt;i&gt;Scream&lt;/i&gt; notwithstanding, having a gun isn&#039;t terribly useful against horror film baddies.  It&#039;s also not terribly useful if you&#039;re an action movie villain going against Arnie, or for that matter a bad guy in any Western ever filmed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Phelps:</b></p>
<p>Techically, that was <i>Army of Darkness</i>.<br />
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<p>&#8220;Lady, I&#8217;m afraid I&#8217;m going to have to ask you to leave the store!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Who the hell are you?!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Name&#8217;s Ash.&#8221;  *click* *click* &#8220;Housewares.&#8221;</p>
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<p>Man, I love that movie.  Although he did indeed use a shotgun in <i>Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn</i> (never saw 1).</p>
<p>/geek</p>
<p><b>Uncle:</b></p>
<p>Michael Myers got shot six times in <i>Halloween</i>, for all the good it did.  <img src='http://www.saysuncle.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />   (Film flub: In the &#8220;flashback&#8221; scene at the beginning of <i>Halloween 2</i>, the doctor fires <i>seven</i> times from his revolver.</p>
<p>Anyway, I understand the point you&#8217;re trying to make, but <i>Scream</i> notwithstanding, having a gun isn&#8217;t terribly useful against horror film baddies.  It&#8217;s also not terribly useful if you&#8217;re an action movie villain going against Arnie, or for that matter a bad guy in any Western ever filmed.</p>
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		<title>By: cube</title>
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		<dc:creator>cube</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2005 19:45:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Zombie movies don’t count because the zombies are usually pussies. But there’s a lot of them.&quot;

Zombies are civlization destroyers, pure and simple.  I remember a post I was going to post about why zombies are worse than vampires.

Both need humans to live, vampires are just smart enough not to kill all of their food, zombies are not.

Yes you might survie a zombie attack, but if you are in a decent group, several of you members will become zombies endanging the entire group, and therefore you.

Secondly, have you seen the next gen zombie moives.  Zombies are not slow and they are not weak, just fast and hungry for brains.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Zombie movies don’t count because the zombies are usually pussies. But there’s a lot of them.&#8221;</p>
<p>Zombies are civlization destroyers, pure and simple.  I remember a post I was going to post about why zombies are worse than vampires.</p>
<p>Both need humans to live, vampires are just smart enough not to kill all of their food, zombies are not.</p>
<p>Yes you might survie a zombie attack, but if you are in a decent group, several of you members will become zombies endanging the entire group, and therefore you.</p>
<p>Secondly, have you seen the next gen zombie moives.  Zombies are not slow and they are not weak, just fast and hungry for brains.</p>
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		<title>By: countertop</title>
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		<dc:creator>countertop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2005 18:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>M Night is hitting .500

The Village was awful - slow and boring and the &quot;surprise&quot; at the end was just pathetic.

Signs was equally slow and boring and the aliends weren&#039;t even scary.  I thought there was a gun in the movie though. . . . . not in the Quaker household but with one of the cops.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>M Night is hitting .500</p>
<p>The Village was awful &#8211; slow and boring and the &#8220;surprise&#8221; at the end was just pathetic.</p>
<p>Signs was equally slow and boring and the aliends weren&#8217;t even scary.  I thought there was a gun in the movie though. . . . . not in the Quaker household but with one of the cops.</p>
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		<title>By: SayUncle</title>
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		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2005 17:20:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Zombie movies don&#039;t count because the zombies are usually pussies.  But there&#039;s a lot of them.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Zombie movies don&#8217;t count because the zombies are usually pussies.  But there&#8217;s a lot of them.</p>
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		<title>By: Phelps</title>
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		<dc:creator>Phelps</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2005 17:18:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Two words, baby: Evil Dead.

&quot;This is my... BOOMSTICK!   It&#039;s a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart&#039;s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That&#039;s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about one hundred nine, ninety-five. It&#039;s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That&#039;s right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Two words, baby: Evil Dead.</p>
<p>&#8220;This is my&#8230; BOOMSTICK!   It&#8217;s a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart&#8217;s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That&#8217;s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about one hundred nine, ninety-five. It&#8217;s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That&#8217;s right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!&#8221;</p>
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