Comments on: I won’t be buying any Toyotas

By: damnum absque injuria » Midlife Crisis Update

damnum absque injuria » Midlife Crisis Update — Sun, 02 Jul 2006 03:07:10 +0000

[...] Toyota Camry. Uncly-Wuncly thinks Toyota is anti-gun. While I always respect him and usually agree with him, on this occasion I think he’s wetter than anything within 20 miles of the James River. So Toyota hired one lame PR person who picked the wrong high school student to highlight. No big whoop. What is a big whoop is that the Camry is like the hot chick every other guy wants – and she knows it. Ask Ms. Camry for a date on her terms, and she might say yes, if she happens to be in the mood. Ask her for 5 years’ free financing, dealer incentives, etc., and she’ll throw a drink in yoru face and say “what kind of girl do you think I am?” Three more drinks will follow if you’re dumb enough to point out the obvious fact that we’ve already established what kind of girl she is, and now we’re just haggling over the price. So one side of me says “Kos her, let someone else put up with that attitudinal be-yatch.” But the other side keeps responding “Attitude, schmattitude, that chick is hot!” [...]

By: Ravenwood

Ravenwood — Mon, 16 May 2005 17:34:31 +0000

Maybe they aren’t. I hope they didn’t make my guns illegal too.

By: Xrlq

Xrlq — Mon, 16 May 2005 17:04:17 +0000

Ravenwood, the einstein who wrote the press release never said the state of California reauthorized the “assault” weapons ban. He said the City of Los Angeles did so all by its own widdle selfy-welfy. That, along with bypassing the California Legislature and banning .50 BMG rifles throughout the state. Here I was all mad at Gov. Arnold over that, silly me. The only thing I’m not clear on is, if the City of Non-Angels really has that kind of power, why are any guns legal in this state?

By: ben

ben — Mon, 16 May 2005 15:09:48 +0000

what the hell! Screw Toyota, fricking idiots. Thanks for the heads up.

By: Ravenwood

Ravenwood — Mon, 16 May 2005 14:39:07 +0000

California reauthorized a Federal gun ban? How’d they do that?