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The Daily Probe is too damn funny

Nipple Nipple Assface Cunt Day Care Center Opens for Tourette’s Children

CHICAGO (DPI) – The trend toward special-needs-oriented day care centers took a new step Monday morning as Sunny Day Nipple Nipple Assface Cunt Child Care Center opened for business in Downtown Chicago. “Children afflicted with Tourette’s Syndrome need a facility that understands their condition,” explains Teri Grainger, a counselor and attendant at Sunny Day Nipple. “If a 3-year-old calls his caregiver a cocksucking cumdumpster at a regular day care facility, he or she will get sent to time out or worse. Here, we know the child is really asking for a hug or maybe some juice.” When asked if it is difficult working with a room full of foul-mouthed toddlers, Grainger acknowledged as such. “The days can get long when you work in a room full of three-foot-tall Australian sailors, but the smiles in their eyes during a game of Duck Duck SUCK MY ASS or Simon Says, ‘FUCK YOU, JIZZGUZZLING WHORE!’ makes it all worthwhile.”

2 Responses to “Too funny”

  1. Les Jones Says:

    If I had to choose a mental illness, I’d definitely want to have Tourette’s Syndrome.

  2. _Jon Says:

    That is very funny.
    Considering how much I swear on my blog, I must have Tourette’s….

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