Putting the kiddie gloves on:

An Oklahoma senator hopes to revive cockfighting in the state by putting tiny boxing gloves on the roosters instead of razors.

Also, I think we should just make it illegal to be a dumb ass:

Those flashy new hubcaps that look like they’re moving even when the car is stopped are a little too eye-catching for some in the Iowa State- house.

State Rep. Doug Struyk, a Council Bluffs Republican, has proposed legislation that would prohibit wheel covers that continue to rotate – or appear to rotate – when a car is not in motion.

Why?

Struyk blames a set of spinners for a near-accident he had before Christmas. He said he was driving along a rural road when he saw another car stopped at a four-way-stop with spinners.

“I couldn’t tell if the car was going to stop or not because he had spinning hubcaps,” Struyk said. “So I jammed on the brakes and had my trailer (nearly) jackknife on me.”

Here’s an idea, look at the vehicle relative to the ground.

Posted in uncategorized on January 28th, 2005 by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |