Comments on: WD40 and Coke

By: Michael Tinkler

Michael Tinkler — Sat, 22 Jan 2005 03:53:08 +0000

I don’t much like — umm — using toilet seats in public for their regularly designed purpose, but when I do I like to be able to sit on them securely rather than sliding off. I think someone with a cracked tailbone is going to sue (and win) before the cocaine snorters…

By: markm

markm — Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:53:57 +0000

I’d be more concerned about the lawsuits from people who develop rashes on their fannies. There’s got to be someone out there with a WD40 allergy – and trial lawyers can dig up 10,000 more (who may or may not be allergic, but did happen to get a rash) if they scent a big settlement.

By: Bill

Bill — Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:40:06 +0000

I’m sure you’ve heard of the monkey who will pull the lever 40’000 times while rejecting sex and food….

By: SayUncle

SayUncle — Thu, 20 Jan 2005 16:14:32 +0000

No kidding. I think you’re supposed to snort coke off a hooker’s breast or something.

By: Les Jones

Les Jones — Thu, 20 Jan 2005 16:08:25 +0000

No kidding. Yuck.

By: skb

skb — Thu, 20 Jan 2005 13:40:13 +0000

And who snorts cocaine off toilet seats? That’s gross.