Fun with headlines
Given that The Daily Probe is on hiatus and The Onion hasn’t updated, I figured I’d try my hand at writing witty headlines. Here goes:
NAACP: Negroponte should change name to Africanamericanponte
Poll: 72% of voters think Kerry more boring than Bush
Friends finale to generate record ad revenue, suck
Report: No one cares about John Kerry’s $1,000 hair cut
Iraq not going so well
Kerry vows to boost investment in US technology, improve worker training, find pixie dust
Cheney: None of your damn business
April 28th, 2004 at 1:52 pm
How about one for Bush and Cheney testifying together:
“Bush: What Cheney Said”