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3 Responses to “Feeling Unfunny”

1. mike hollihan Says:
   October 24th, 2003 at 2:07 pm

   Elderly couple in a nursing home have been holding hands in the halls and necking in the solarium. One day, they decide to go All The Way. Afterwards, they’re lying on their backs.

   “Damn,” he thinks, “if I’d known she was still a virgin, I’d have been more gentle.”

   “Damn,” she thinks, “if I’d known the old coot could still get it up, I’d have taken my pantyhose off.”

   Ba-da-bump.

2. Justin Says:
   October 24th, 2003 at 10:11 pm

   Ok, this Jew, a Black guy and a white Baptist preacher walk into a bar…

3. AlphaPatriot Says:
   October 26th, 2003 at 1:56 am

   How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

   Two: one to change the bulb and one to suck my …

   Yeah, I was too chicken to post it on my website. So what?

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

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