Arbitrary War Update
Saddam says: Victory is at hand! Unfortunately for him, he doesn’t know which hand. Or even what victory means, really.
De Genova is in hiding after pissing off just about everyone in the country.
The Republican Guard can now be safely picked up with a Dustbuster. On a related note, it is good with butter or jelly on it (toast, get it?).
Another chopper is down. Why do so many of these things seem to crash?
US troops are close to Baghdad. It’s all over but the running and hiding part.
