The Quote Thing
Dunno if anyone noticed but I’ve started putting quotes up at the top. The first one was:
Stanley looked quite bored and somewhat detached, but then penguins often do.
Which I got in an email as one of the top ten opening lines from bad novels contests. The latest up there is something I said in a debate to a friend after he said: I thought you were smarter than that. I figure some quotes from friends of mine (and me) are damn funny and warrant sharing with the world. So, this will be an archive of them at some point. I would credit my friends’ names to this stuff but such is the price of anonymity. So, we’ll use nicknames (fully intended to offend my friends).
Some more gems from my group of friends I’ve had in this life:
I never looked at her the same. Kinda like when I was a kid and I finally took that bite out of that Super Ball and it never bounced right again. – trenchcoat
Dampness makes things wet. – Tard
What? You like the Sprite on me? – Money (after SayUncle spilled Sprite on him)
My first degree is in Psychology (from the Greek Psych meaning ‘to make’ and –ology meaning ‘stuff up’) – SayUncle (I know I’ve used that one on this site before, but it’s funny).
Question: Money, how many tenths are in a mile? – Tard
Answer: Eleven, if you count zero. – Money
In reference to his car, a Dodge Shadow: You know why they call it a Shadow? ‘Cause the motherfucker’s always behind you. – Trenchcoat
Dude, I’ve claimed to be lots of things in my life, including a ninja. But I’ve never claimed to be smart – SayUncle
If you’re gonna be stupid, you have to be tough SayUncle’s father in law
Remember, I’m in this to entertain me, not you. SayUncle
At SayUncle’s bachelor party:
Now, I understand why so many people kill hookers. – SayUncle
Thought they were sending over an Asian stripper. I know a Puerto Rican when I see one. – Money
